Have You Ever?

Have you ever… wanted to run away and hide from your current responsibilities?

I sometimes wonder what it would be like to “join” the witness relocation program.  It’s not like it would be a real club and of course, I wouldn’t want to be hunted by some drug crazed mobster, but it would be nice to start over.   There are certain days, when the thought is very appealing to me.

Have you ever… had the urge to “moon” some random person just to see what their reaction might be?

I’ve been “dared” to moon on occasion, but the usual “moonees” are friends, so somehow the shock factor is lost.

Have you ever… just wanted to tell someone to “shut the $%#^ up” and then punch them in the face?

No?  Okay, maybe I’m the only one with unresolved co-worker issues.

Have you ever… wondered how badly you would need to screw up to get fired?

I fantasize over this one.  Not that I would relish the thought of being unemployed and homeless, but a girl can dream about the freedom of not working during the summer months.  

Have you ever… wondered what it would be like to be involved in a high speed car chase?

I think it would be fun to see how fast my car could actually go and how great my driving skills are if I was being chased by drug crazed mobsters.

Have you ever… wanted to grab your passport and head to the airport without a planned destination in mind? 

One day, when I win the lottery...

Have you ever… thought about plowing your car through a row of traffic/construction cones just to break up the monotony?

Yes, I have issues.

Have you ever… wanted to trip a little kid when they are constantly running up and down an airplane aisle or through a crowded restaurant?

Not that I’ve EVER done such a thing.  I’m just saying…sometimes the urge can be overwhelming.

Tell me - what have you ever wondered about?