Just Overheard...
When asked how he was doing, the President of our company responded: "I'm crankier than a bear with a sore ass." He's 78 and just doesn't give a s**t. That man has made my day!
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The Truth...
I was sent this in a e-mail today and thought I'd share a chuckle with you... TRUTH My Favorite Animal Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do,too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed,too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not ...
Warning: The Following May Be Disturbing to Some Readers...And Hilarious To Others...
I’m trying to get back into the swing of blogging on a more frequent basis. The Internet Nazis have Blogger, Facebook and all other remotely entertaining websites blocked from my mouse clicks and view – including The Weather Network I might add. Not that The Weather Network is entertaining, but I do consider it a bit of a necessity and regardless of my needs, it’s a blocked site too. So, as I have ideas (not often), I’m taking the time out of my busy schedule trying not to dislike my co-workers to prepare posts, with a view to posting them at a later time or date. Anyhow, as I was sitting in my office (waiting for the clock to strike 5:00), I remembered a story I needed to share with you. It involves The Boy’s new(ish) cat. The cat’s actual name is Apollo (not our choice) – we prefer to call him Cat, Cringer, The Doctor or Bob . Actually, we call him anything that comes to mind at the moment. Now don’t worry, he doe...