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An “ass chewing” has just occurred in the cube next to mine.  Interestingly - it was not done by the individual's boss, but it was done by mine instead.  My boss is the VP of the Legal Department.
I don’t know the finer details, but I believe it has something to do with over-stepping her boundaries.   I heard a lot of “so I’m to assume that you obviously don’t value my 25 years of work experience, but instead you choose to treat me like someone that’s fresh out of school" from her.  Eeek...
Knowing her personality (she’s pretty full of herself), I would not be surprised if she walks out of the building within the next hour.  She will come back or it could just be the straw that breaks the camel’s back. 
In support of my boss, he started out calmly discussing the situation and then it escalated from there by her shrieking at him.  He’s pretty easy going and for him to "ass chew" someone – it NEEDED to be done.  

Comments

Joshua said…
I think I've been reading too much Kevin Smith lately because that is so not where my mind went when I saw ass-chewing.

I love overhearing conversations like that. Please tell me you got the audio?
April 16, 2010 at 9:05 AM
Brian Miller said…
oh wow. so are you going to update us in a bit with the continuing juicy details?
April 16, 2010 at 9:47 AM
Beatriz said…
WOW! If this is the same girl who can't turn on her own computer monitor, I have to say I'm surprised she's still even there! I knew that stapler would get her into trouble eventually!

:D
April 16, 2010 at 11:11 AM
Christina - Rant Rave Roll said…
Oooo.... A cliffhanger. I wonder how this will turn out.
April 16, 2010 at 2:31 PM
Respectfully Yours said…
Nothing more fun than to hear an ass chewing at someone else's expense. Let us know what happened next...
April 16, 2010 at 4:25 PM
Sarah said…
Nice! Nothing fun ever happens like that where I work. Everyone is pretty normal and there isn't much drama - boring I guess but the people are still fun to work with. I like no drama when it comes to work but it does sound interesting! :)
April 16, 2010 at 10:10 PM
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