100%

This little tidbit was passed along to me and because I'm a good person, (albeit mathematically challenged), I thought you would also be interested in some indisputable mathematical logic:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where our boss wants us to give over 100%. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Were represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And...

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But...

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And...
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you...

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can only conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.


Comments

Brian Miller said…
bwahaha! i have seen proof of this theory! lol.
October 6, 2009 at 1:17 PM
Bonnie Zieman, M.Ed. said…
This must be quantum theory!! Finally the truth is revealed.

Thanks for a good laugh!
October 6, 2009 at 1:56 PM
Sylvia said…
Absolutely brilliant! The same works in my workplace... Only I didn't realise the theory in the backstage yet.
October 6, 2009 at 2:10 PM
webruci said…
Well, my wife Sylvia(Rock the Cage) read me your post... I can't stop laughing!

This was one of the best, No! the best statistics of today's employers.
I'm going to follow you.

Blesses.
October 6, 2009 at 4:54 PM
Beatriz said…
I've received that forward before but it always puts a smile on my face.
I'll settle for 100% or less though :D
October 7, 2009 at 12:58 AM
JW.BW said…
Hahahhaha!!! Truley inspirational!! LOL!! No wonder I never give more than 103% LOL
October 7, 2009 at 6:51 AM
Stacey said…
Now THAT is worthy of becoming a follower. Thanks for the laugh.
October 8, 2009 at 12:26 AM
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