The Date You've Been Waiting For...

Mark this on your calendar...

October 23rd is the official Slap Your Irritating Co- workers Holiday:

Do you have a co- worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about?

Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?

Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?

Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?

Well, I am so very very glad to officially announce SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!

Here are the rules you must follow:

  • You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
  • You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
  • You are allowed to hold someone down as other co- workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
  • No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
  • If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping on October 23rd..... and have a great slapping day!

Comments

Brian Miller said…
lol. hope you have a slappy day!
Brian Miller said…
i just cant get that scene out of the Get Smart movie out of my head...stapler to the forehead...i guess that is against the rules though.
@Brian - In my "legal" review of the rules - staplers are o.k. It's the big ticket items (office chairs, telephones, computer monitors) that are off limits.
webruci said…
lol... I don't need list! :)))
Can be the manager too? ..just a head-butt if not could be slap ;-P
LOL! That should be a holiday! Love the idea :)

Can we include old bosses and co-workers? That would take care of half my list ;)
Chrissy said…
Only one person per hour? I think I'll put in some overtime that day!
JW.BW said…
Question: can I slap my boss?

and... can I celebrate twice? once for my 23rd and once for your 23rd?? im a day ahead
CrazyCris said…
EXCELLENT!

but when do we get "SLap the Boss Day"? ;o)
M.J. said…
There are definitely a few coworkers I would like to slap...

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