Stupid Question Day...

Now, I’ve heard the saying that “there is no such thing as a stupid question”. Well let me tell you - those individuals that believe this were blessed to have never crossed paths with a stupid person or they are either stupid people themselves and don’t recognize the signs. For every stupid person, there are at least as many stupid questions and therefore, I bring you today…

“Ask A Stupid Question Day” – September 28th.

Here are a few of my favorites (courtesy of Brain Candy) - some are stupid, others are pure genius…
  • Do you know where you lost it?
  • Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
  • What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
  • Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
  • When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
  • How does a person with a lisp pronounce that word?
  • How does a thermos know whether a drink should be hot or cold?
  • Why can't we tickle ourselves?
  • Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
  • Why do we need training bras? What can we teach them?

Comments

JW.BW said…
Heee heee... classic
Brian Miller said…
lol. that is awesome...i get asked a few pretty often. dog food tester...hmmm...wonder if they are hiring?
CrazyCris said…
"Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?"

Actually that is a very good question! And I for one would like to know the answer!!!
M.J. said…
MY favorite from my co-workers who think that because I design Web sites I should be their desktop support: "Doesn't the computer realize...."

NO! Computers do not realize anything. They are machines not capable of realizations or thoughts. Well....unless you're talking about a Mac.
@JW - Glad to keep you amused. Hope you are doing well.

@Brian - With little ones, I'm sure you get asked A LOT of questions.

@Cris - Hmmm - I think I'll do some internet research and figure out what a "whack" actually is. Keep posted for updates.

@MJ - OMG - that is hilarious! I can't believe what actually comes out of some people's mouths. I LOVE my Mac :)
Insanity said…
Haha...those were really good. I've always wondered about the dog food one.
@Insanity - Thanks for stopping by my blog. Yeah, the dog food one really disturbs me.
otin said…
I often wondered about the tickling also? I think it is a mental thing about not being in control!
Sylvia said…
This much stupid I am, a teacher told me, when I asked why is the sky blue. But he couldn't answer me!

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