Reasons I Hate Mondays...

“Mondays are the potholes in the road of life”.Tom Wilson
Reasons I Hate Mondays...
I always need to stop at the gas station on Monday mornings.One would think I would plan ahead and just fill-up on Sundays, but sadly – no.I guess I’m too stubborn to admit that I didn’t win the weekend lottery and will in fact have to go to work. On Mondays, my commute route is littered by “speed traps”.If I were a cop, I would prefer to catch speeders on a Friday – you know catching them as they race to start the weekend, but sadly I’m not a cop and as such don’t make the rules.Only sick bastard cops insist on catching those poor people that have hit the snooze button a few too many times and then had to stop and get gas and haven’t had their damn coffee yet.Yes, I am speaking from experience! On Mondays, the drive-thru at the coffee shop is always packed with lazy-asses that refuse to get out of their car and walk inside to get their coffee.Yes, I realize I’m one of those lazy-asses today, but I have a …
Reasons I Hate Mondays...
I always need to stop at the gas station on Monday mornings.One would think I would plan ahead and just fill-up on Sundays, but sadly – no.I guess I’m too stubborn to admit that I didn’t win the weekend lottery and will in fact have to go to work. On Mondays, my commute route is littered by “speed traps”.If I were a cop, I would prefer to catch speeders on a Friday – you know catching them as they race to start the weekend, but sadly I’m not a cop and as such don’t make the rules.Only sick bastard cops insist on catching those poor people that have hit the snooze button a few too many times and then had to stop and get gas and haven’t had their damn coffee yet.Yes, I am speaking from experience! On Mondays, the drive-thru at the coffee shop is always packed with lazy-asses that refuse to get out of their car and walk inside to get their coffee.Yes, I realize I’m one of those lazy-asses today, but I have a …