Signs You May be Canadian...

• You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
• You're not offended by the term "Homo Milk"
• You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine on the couch".
• You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
• You drink pop, not soda.
• You know what it means to be on pogey.
• You take out the garbage, not the trash.
• You know that a mickey and a 2-4 means "Party!"
• You can drink legally while still a teen.
• You know that francophones, anglophones and allophones are not electronic devices.
• You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
• You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel to and has good cigars.
• You're not sure if the leader of our nation has EVER had sex and don't want to know if he has!
• You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
• Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
• You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
• You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
• You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
• You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".
• You know that Mounties "don't always look like that".
• You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still Winter, and road work.
• You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.
• You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan".
• You know what a toque is.
• You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
• You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed".
• You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
• You brag to Americans that; Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & Mike Myers are Canadians. ... also Alex Trebec, David Foley, Matthew Perry, Pamela Anderson, etc., etc.
• You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
• "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than, "Huh?"