I found out through the ever-so reliable grapevine this morning that the Internet Nazis are REAL - just like zombies, mermaids and unicorns.
True story – internet usage throughout the entire company is being monitored by “The Man”.
What the hell am I going to do now? For those that have been reading this blog for sometime know that my only purpose for coming to work is because of the high-speed internet. Seriously - I don’t actually have enough “work” in a day to keep busy. I am not what you could call a productive member of the working society. I surf the Internet for 7 hours out of a day – no more, no less! I feel so violated. I am totally freaking out!!!
I guess it’s back to finding creative ways to look busy at work - like these or killing time reading e-books (obviously not ones downloaded at work) or writing my memoirs or a screen play. Ahhh!!!
What does that mean for our blogging relationship? Besides the fact that I'll have to now check in during the evening...Well, I’m going to have to get creative – I need to do some research on how I can become a hacker and circumvent the invasion of my privacy by “The Man”. Wait – I need the internet for that. Shit, I’m screwed!