Dear Mother Nature....
How have you been doing?
It’s been a while since we’ve been in touch and I note that you’ve been ignoring my Friend Request on Facebook; so one can only assumed that you are pissed at me.
What could I have possibly done to make you so spiteful to my needs? Are you still angry at me for calling you a bitch? You should not take that one personally - I call everyone a bitch. You should actually consider it a term of endearment. *smiles*
In the interest of our ongoing friendship, may I suggest a truce? Here’s what I propose – I won’t slander you or your work for the remainder of the month, if you just do me one solid favor.
What’s the favor you may ask? Well, I’m sort of in need of a “mental health day”, but because I don’t want to use any of my sick days because I like to save those for when I’m not actually sick (you know to screw around for the day in the warmer months) and I can’t possible use any of my holidays for things other than actual holidays. Do you see where I’m going with this? I need your help…
May I suggest that you use for skill for side of good (instead of evil) and work some of your lovely magic and provide me with a “snow day” for tomorrow, Friday, February 26th? If it wouldn’t be too much to ask, can you get the party started around 4 o’clock in the morning?
I know you won’t let me down… because friends like us are like diamonds – we’re forever.