Jeff Foxworthy...no it's not about Rednecks (sort of)...
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians:
The saddest part... I can relate to them all.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Canada. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada.If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada.If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialled a wrong number, you may live in Canada.If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend, you may live in Canada.If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada.If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada. If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day, and back again, you may live in Canada. If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada.If you install security lights on…
The saddest part... I can relate to them all.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Canada. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada.If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada.If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialled a wrong number, you may live in Canada.If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend, you may live in Canada.If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada.If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada. If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day, and back again, you may live in Canada. If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada.If you install security lights on…