So here I am…in body and spirit. I know it’s been awhile since I’ve been around and you’re probably saying to yourself “who cares”. Well, I’m back to entertain (or not)…at least for today.
I have lots of excuses as to where I’ve been, but the biggest issues in my life right now are the fact that during the day work has been hectic and in the evening I’ve been busy preparing for my Christmas jewelry show next weekend and since Santa hasn’t provided me with any sweatshop elves, I’ve been on my own.
So, now that I done with the whining part, let’s get on with the cheesiness…
I was busily working away on some stuff here at work and needed to do a little research on some “legal” disclaimers, when I happened upon this great time-wasting website (www.coolsig.com). Here are some of my favorite disclaimers…I wonder if anyone will notice when I imbed them within the fine print…
Government Warning: We are corrupt and have sold out to corporate interest. Do not listen to our advice.
My opinion is neither copyrighted nor trademarked, and it's price competitive. If you like, I'll trade for one of yours.
None of the ideas expressed above are actually mine. They are told to me by Luthor and Ferdinand, the five inch tall space aliens who live under my desk. In return for these ideas, I have given them permission to eat any dust bunnies they may find under there.
WARNING: I cannot be held responsible for the above, as apparently my cats have learned how to type.
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