26 July, 2011
Tuesday, July 26, 2011 alien abduction, Boredom, bread maker, Summer, swim suit model, toaster 5 comments
I wish I could tell you that my absence from the blogosphere was a result of being abducted by aliens or that I won the lottery and have been busy traveling the world or because I became a swim suit model and my photo shoots have kept me too busy.
Nope, none of the above has occurred. I know…I’m disappointed too (especially the swim suit model gig). Although I’m sure I’ve been recently visited by aliens and they have managed to manipulate my brain and made me a lazy-ass couch potato (more so than usual that is).
I have no excuses – I’ve just ran out of creative steam. Normally the summer months rejuvenate me, but sadly that’s not been the case this year.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m enjoying summer, the sunshine, the heat, the humidity. I just have nothing to show for it, except maybe a nice tan and some sun-streaked hair. I don’t even have memories to go along with the tan, because I’ve done nothing memorable. No summer travels, no scuba diving, no movies, no memorable parties. Nothing…
The most exciting thing I’ve done so far this summer…I bought a bread maker. I know; it’s hard to contain yourself…that’s how I feel about it too – mass hysteria…
Don’t give up hope on me just yet….I’m sure I’ll do something spontaneous before the end of summer and when I do – you’ll be the first to know about it. I do need a new toaster…eeek (insert squeal of joy)!