Cabernet...A Public Service Announcement...
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these
questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.
Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way
to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help
ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and
willing to do
just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Cabernet
Sauvignon almost immediately
and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and
you will discover
many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living.
Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for
everyone. Women who are pregnant
or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming
pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include: dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss
of motor control, loss
of clothing,
loss of money, loss
of virginity, delusions
of grandeur, table
dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play
all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
WARNINGS:
- The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
- The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
- The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.
- The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you can converse enthusiastically with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
- The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
Please feel free to share this
important information with as many women as you
feel may benefit! Now just imagine what you could achieve with
a good Shiraz..............
Comments
Prety much nailed it except it left out the red wine stains.
lovely post!
But I actually avoid cabernet sauvignon in my wine! I prefer merlot if non-European, but mostly grenache and tempranillo (european, typical from the Spanish Rioja region).
It took me the longest time to figrue out how to choose a new bottle of wine I might like... and then I started noticing the names of the grapes used on the back labels! Now I am rarely displeased... :o)