Journey & Adventure

Before we start, please take a minute and go visit The Un Mom - every week she hosts this wonderful random party. Okay, here goes... Running away and joining the circus sounded like an appealing idea, until I remembered I don’t like clowns.   Creepy bastards… The “Everything you Wanted to Know About Sex Show” is on this weekend in London.   I don’t think I need to go again this year.     Seriously, how much could have possibly changed since last year ? I quit my job today.   It’s amazing how much less shit I’ve put up with today, than I did yesterday.   It feels good to be liberated…again. I have officially received word that I’m not crazy.   Well, maybe I AM crazy, but I’m just not at risk for going postal on my co-workers.   At least that’s what the “business psychologist” my new employers sent me to determined.   I can hardly wait for the official report.   Then, I have some “I told you so” calls...

I’m an adventurous, open-minded person and I’m certainly not a prude when it comes to topics of a sexual nature, so with my open-mind and without any pre-conceived notions, I attended the “Everything To Do With Sex Show” this past weekend. There were many “different” exhibitors, both respectable and some not so much – you could purchase everything from satin sheet sets, clothing, shoes, lotions, bondage paraphernalia, remote control toys and jewelry. It was one-stop shopping for those “naughty” ones on your Christmas list… Here are some of my observations from the show: The show had a mascot. I think it was meant to be a giant sized sperm, but it looked more like a squished marshmallow. He wandered around the show handing out condoms. I respectfully declined his offer for a “freebie”. There were a number of Fabio look-a-likes / wanna-a-bees trying to sell their wares. One in particular made custom t-shirts and wore one that said “Let me be your plumber”. Hi...