First, I wish to say “Happy Thanksgiving” to all my American friends. I know I had my Turkey Day in October, but let’s be honest – that was a century ago.
I’m a little behind on my letter writing, so here goes...
Disclaimer: The opinions expressed here are my own.
Dear Lunch Room Guy,
Wearing your sunglasses in the office makes you look like a dork, but I’m sure you already knew that. Oh and just to clarify, wearing those damn Crocs and the fanny pack doesn’t help your appearance either.
Best Wishes, SC ************************************
Dear Lazy-Ass Engineer,
Stop complaining that the photocopier is out of paper and do something about it already. It’s not my problem, but you are.
P.S. In case you didn't already know, I wish to point out that you are a whiney-ass troll.
Yours truly, S ***************************************
Dear Mall Santa,
I would like to know how you got that job. ...