My Horoscope Gets Me...

For the most part, I tend to read and then promptly dismiss my daily horoscope. Today however, it spoke to me.

What did it say you ask?

In my interpretation, it said…keep your mouth shut and hide from everyone because you are sure to say something stupid and get your silly ass fired.

Actual Horoscope(s) since I can’t rely on just one:

ARIES (March 21 to April 19): Much might be going on at work and also within yourself. You could become angry, but try not to act on that feeling. Sarcasm could be a whole other issue. You probably just need time to yourself. A walk might work. Close your door, if possible.

ARIES (March 21 to April 19): This can be an explosive day for you, full of unpredictable events and arguments with powerful people. My advice is to tread carefully! Look before you leap.

Eeekk….

Comments

Brian Miller said…
yes at least it will be exciting...smiles...
February 23, 2012 at 1:37 PM
Simply Suthern said…
As the comedian Ron White said after being arrested for being drunk and disorderly, "I had the right to be silent but I didnt have the ability".
February 23, 2012 at 2:14 PM
Beatriz said…
LOL! Those things are scary right sometimes ;)
February 23, 2012 at 6:15 PM
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