I Want Wednesdays...Beach Edition

Since the Lotto Fairy hasn’t granted my wish to become a millionaire, I’ve resigned myself to settling for the smaller things in life. In this installment of “I Want Wednesdays”, I want…


Portable Speaks for my iPod. Two of my favorite things are the beach and music and with this little addition, I could enjoy both in one.


Portable Grill. I love to eat and typically all I can think about when I’m lying on the beach is “is it lunch yet?” O.K. that thought is not reserved solely for the beach… you get the point – I’m always hungry. This handy little item could solve my problem.



Bottle Opener Sandals. Now, I need to find a portable beer fridge than runs on AA’s …



Beer Belly. Yes, I already have one of these and expect that it might get even larger if I had one of these. It's a little large and I can just imagine the tan lines it will leave, but if I can't find the portable beer fridge, this might serve me well enough in a pinch or if it doesn't come in my size, I'll settle for the guy in the photo - whatever works....


Comments

JW.BW said…
Sign me up for a beer belly too!!! (and the guy in the pic to wear it for me so I can skip the horrible tan lines)
September 23, 2009 at 12:00 PM
Travel & Dive Girl said…
@JW - I like your way of thinking :)
September 23, 2009 at 12:19 PM
Brian Miller said…
err...the beer belly looksa bit awkward....maybe a back pack bladder for me. the grill looks really cool though...looks like the makings of a great beach party...which beach and what time?
September 23, 2009 at 12:37 PM
k said…
I'll just take the guy in the picture please..sans beer belly.

Thank you!!

p.s. those sandals are hilarious...yet cute & resourceful too!!
September 23, 2009 at 12:39 PM
Travel & Dive Girl said…
@Brian - I think you need to be a woman to fully appreciate the "look" of the belly. LOL. I get back to you on what beach and time.

@K13 - Yeah - the guy in the picture will be next week's "want".
September 23, 2009 at 1:28 PM
Mike said…
I have a beer belly and don't drink! WTF? lol
September 23, 2009 at 6:48 PM
Sylvia said…
You want that all? LOL I just want THE BEACH!
September 24, 2009 at 4:12 AM
Candy's daily Dandy said…
HA! Great post!

My boyfriend has the Reef sandals and the little bottle opener comes in handy, indeed!
September 24, 2009 at 8:23 AM
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