Oh Dear...Sorry in Advance...

I apologize in advance for my lack of originality with this post. I stole it from a work-related e-mail (aka funny co-worker).



I was in a pub yesterday when I suddenly realized that I desperately needed to fart.

The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.

I finished my pint and noticed that everyone was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Comments

Brian Miller said…
lol. the question then is, can they name that tune? and do they need more notes?
August 6, 2009 at 11:54 AM
f8hasit said…
That's really, really funny.
OMG, that'd be something I'd do!
:-)
August 6, 2009 at 12:45 PM
JW.BW said…
NICE!!!! (and classy)
JW
August 6, 2009 at 9:36 PM
Anonymous said…
Hahaha! How embarrassing would that be!! LOL
August 6, 2009 at 10:03 PM
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