More Than You'll Ever Need to Know...

Today's blog inspiration comes from a post Renée had a couple of weeks ago. Although the first questions has been altered slightly, you will still be able to get a clear enough (albeit disturbing) picture of who I am.

1. What is your best friend's name? Dixie
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? I don't have any moles, but I have a ton of freckles - enough to make up a fabulous tan.
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? Hmm - my Grade 11 theatre arts teacher.
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theatre? No, not in a movie theatre, but plenty of times at the Drive-In.
5. What body part do you wash first? My stomach, arms and then the rest of me.
6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms? Yes always - there simply isn't any other choice.
7. What's the strangest talent you have? I can do a great impression of Smurfette (minus the blue skin)...(you know, the girl smurf in the cartoon from the 80's).
8. Do you have an innie or an outie? Innie.
9. What's your favorite flavor of Pringles? Sour Cream & Onion.
10. Have you ever been tied up? Hmm - maybe.
    
11. Do you want to be? Not really.
    
12. What's the last thing you got grounded for? It's been a LONG time, but it was probably for staying out too late or swearing.
13. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Parallel park, unless I'm driving my husband's truck and then I'll drive around the block.
14. Have you ever had two dates in one night? No.
15. How many times have you been cussed out? Once and that was by a miserable client. I have cussed out a few people myself however - mostly sales people I've worked with.
16. Which shoe do you put on first? Left.
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar? No.
18. Girls... just wanna have fun.
19. Is there one thing all of you love interests have in common? No.
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16? Yes - most likely at the Drive-In.
21. Have you ever been cow tipping or snipe hunting? Cow tipping - yes, but I'd have to say no to snipe hunting since I don't have a clue what that is.
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you go fall asleep? Usually my son, husband and other family members.
23. Have you ever had a poem or song written about you? Not that I'm aware of.
24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? First of all - GROSS! But, if I had to choose, I guess I wouldn't wash my towel.
25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable? Yes, once and I'm still traumatized at the thought of it.
26. What was your childhood nickname? Taz or Sherman Tank. I wasn't large, but I was pretty destructive and like to find trouble.
27. When was the last time you played air guitar? Probably in the 80's, unless Guitar Hero counts.
28. Have you peeked in the opposite sexes locker room? No, but I have used the facilities in the men's room.
29. What's the weirdest thing you've done while driving? I've eaten spaghetti.
30. Have you ever been on the computer for more than 5 hours straight? Unfortunately yes - every day at work.
31. How do you eat your cookies? I don't really like cookies.
32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt? No - does anyone? But I guess I wouldn't know because I don't go to the gym.
33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others? Since my family has banned me from doing it around them - I sing.
34. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? Depends on the drink, but I would have to say probably 6.
35. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt? Umm, no. I have sniffed a diaper or two. What can I say, sometimes it is just the easiest way to recon that type of situation.
36. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Scrunch.
37. How many times a day do you pick out a wedgie? Well, that depends if I'm wearing a thong or grannie panties.
38. Do you have any strange phobias? I can't stand frogs or toads - disgusting!
39. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Not on purpose, but once a stick got shoved up there when I was hiking in the woods and another time, corn flew out of my nose when I was laughing so hard and trying to eat at the same time.
40. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar? I think I might have danced on a table or two. Believe me, it wasn't for money.
41. Have you ever been dared to do something that you totally regretted? See #40 above. I've also mooned a few people. No regrets.
42. Have you caught a guy/girl farting on a date? Not on a date, but once your married, courtesy goes out the window.
43. Have you ever played naked Twister? No and I don't intend to.
44. Have you ever been drunk at work? No, not drunk, but I have had some "Christmas" cheer in my coffee. It's o.k. though because my boss supplied it.
45. Do you want to bring sexy back? Of course...