Really?! I can confirm the lemons... I went to a spa last year that had a small pool with lots of lemons floating in it (smelled lovely!). If I ever go back there I'll be sure to take a lime to compare! ;o)
The saga of my neighbors in the HR Department
continues. As hard as they are to
believe, these are true stories – based on true accounts.
I try not to engage these individuals in conversation
because, honestly - I just don’t have the energy. BUT since I happen to sit in close vicinity
to them, I can’t hide from their stupid questions or avoid getting sucked into
their conversations.
HR Assistant: (yelling over the wall at me) - How do
you spell “dub-a-u”?
Me: Huh?
HR Assistant: I said,
how do you spell “dub-ah-u”?
Me: Do you have something in your mouth? What language are
you speaking?
HR Assistant: I’m not
speaking anything. I’m trying to type
the word “dub-a-hu” and spell check is telling me it is spelled wrong.
Me: Are you trying
the type the word “W”, as in the lette...
I found out through the ever-so reliable grapevine this
morning that the Internet Nazis are REAL - just like zombies, mermaids and
unicorns.
True story – internet usage throughout the entire company is
being monitored by “The Man”.
What the hell am I going to do now? For those that have been reading this blog
for sometime know that my only purpose for coming to work is because of the
high-speed internet. Seriously - I don’t
actually have enough “work” in a day to keep busy. I am not what you could call a productive
member of the working society. I surf
the Internet for 7 hours out of a day – no more, no less! I feel so violated. I am totally freaking out!!!
I guess it’s back to finding creative ways to look busy at
work - like these or killing time reading e-books (obviously not ones
downloaded at work) or writing my memoirs or a screen play. Ahhh!!!
What
does that mean for our blo...
I’m not even going to get into how terrible of a blogger I am. In fact, I’m really not a blogger at all. I’m more of a “write something when I feel like it” kind of person or in other words, I’m lazy … sloth-like lazy. So, what’s new with everyone out there? Nothing new on my end. I’m still at the same job I don’t necessarily love, but I don’t loathe it either, so I accept it for what it is - a means to an end. I’m still grinding on my 5-7 year plan, which by the way, never really moves in years. It was 5-7 years five or seven years ago and it will probably be the same next year. It’s still a plan and I’m moving at a turtle’s pace towards it, but I’m still moving forward so, that’s my positive thought for the day. J and I are still running our side businesses (yes, businesses). I call them, the Good, the Bad and the Ugly. They too are moving along, but certainly aren’t the million dollar overnight success businesses one could hope for. We seem to spend a lot of time evol...
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