I found out through the ever-so reliable grapevine this
morning that the Internet Nazis are REAL - just like zombies, mermaids and
unicorns.
True story – internet usage throughout the entire company is
being monitored by “The Man”.
What the hell am I going to do now? For those that have been reading this blog
for sometime know that my only purpose for coming to work is because of the
high-speed internet. Seriously - I don’t
actually have enough “work” in a day to keep busy. I am not what you could call a productive
member of the working society. I surf
the Internet for 7 hours out of a day – no more, no less! I feel so violated. I am totally freaking out!!!
I guess it’s back to finding creative ways to look busy at
work - like these or killing time reading e-books (obviously not ones
downloaded at work) or writing my memoirs or a screen play. Ahhh!!!
What
does that mean for our blo...
The saga of my neighbors in the HR Department
continues. As hard as they are to
believe, these are true stories – based on true accounts.
I try not to engage these individuals in conversation
because, honestly - I just don’t have the energy. BUT since I happen to sit in close vicinity
to them, I can’t hide from their stupid questions or avoid getting sucked into
their conversations.
HR Assistant: (yelling over the wall at me) - How do
you spell “dub-a-u”?
Me: Huh?
HR Assistant: I said,
how do you spell “dub-ah-u”?
Me: Do you have something in your mouth? What language are
you speaking?
HR Assistant: I’m not
speaking anything. I’m trying to type
the word “dub-a-hu” and spell check is telling me it is spelled wrong.
Me: Are you trying
the type the word “W”, as in the lette...
As it is Tuesday, The Un Mom is hosting her random
party. Go see her and you’ll understand
where random originated.
The plans for my Rum Punch Party (Version 2.0) are going very
well. So far, I’ve managed to talk my
friend into making me a cake (scuba themed) and my mother-in-law into preparing
the roast beef (for BBQ beef on a bun).
A couple of friends are bringing salads.
My BF that can’t cook is bringing deviled eggs, which should be
interesting – about 3 years ago she called me and asked me how to boil eggs
(true story). So far, I have 18 confirmed guests. If
you’re looking for something to do on the 26 th , I’m looking for
someone to bring some appetizers…
We had a new refrigerator delivered on Saturday. Our “old” one in the basement stopped working
and since we cannot possibly live throughout the summer with sub-par warm beer,
we were left with no other choice. ...
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